Zebra’s Trip to Heaven A zebra went to heaven and was met at the

Zebra’s Trip to Heaven A zebra went to heaven and was met at the pearly gates bySt.Peter. St.Peter asked him if he had any questions beforehe went in. The zebra said yes “I have always wondered whether I amblack with white stripes or white with black stripes?” St. Peter then said well I really cannot answer that one foryou. You’ll have to ask God that. The zebra asked God thesame question. “Am I black with white stripes or white withblack stripes?” God replied, “You are what you are.” The zebra returned to St.Peter and said he was more confusedthan ever. St. Peter asked him what God had said. The zebra replied, “He said you are what you are.” St. Peter said, “You are white with black stripes.” The zebra asked, “How can you tell?” St. Peter replied, “If you were black with white stripes hewould have said, you is what you is.”

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