Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinnerwith

Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinnerwith
God.During dinner He told them: ‘I need three important people
tosendmy message out to all people — tomorrow I will destroy
theearth.’Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and
told them:’I have two really bad news items for you:1) God really
exists and2) Tomorrow He will destroy the earth.’Clinton called
an emergency meeting of the Senate and Congressandtold them: ‘I
have good news and bad news:1) The GOOD news is that God really
does exist2) The BAD news is, tomorrow He is going to destroy
the earth.’Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and very happily
announced:’I have two fantastic announcements:1) I am one of the
three most important people on earth2) The Year 2000 problem is
solved.

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