Work versus Prison IN PRISON

Work versus Prison IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10cell. AT WORK…You spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle. IN PRISON…You get three meals a day. AT WORK…You onlyget a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON…You get time off for good behavior. ATWORK…You get rewarded for good behavior with more work. IN PRISON…A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK…You must carry around a security card and unlockand open all the doors yourself. IN PRISON…You can watch TV and play games. AT WORK…Youget fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON…You get your own toilet. AT WORK…You have toshare. IN PRISON…They allow your family and friends to visit. ATWORK…You cannot even speak to your family and friends. IN PRISON…All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no workrequired. AT WORK…You get to pay all the expenses to go towork and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay forprisoners. IN PRISON…You spend most of your life looking through barsfrom the inside wanting to get out. AT WORK…You spend mostof your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON…There are wardens who are often sadistic. ATWORK…They are called supervisors. IN PRISON…You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes. ATWORK…You get fired if you get caught.

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