Woody Allen funny quotes & humorous quotations

Woody Allen funny quotes & humorous quotations.
Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right.(Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex)
That (sex) was the most fun I ever had without laughing.(Annie Hall)
Don’t knock masturbation, it’s sex with someone you love.(Annie Hall)
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it’s a pretty good empty experience.
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful – provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
Love is the answer – but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
I’m such a good lover because I practise a lot on my own.
The food in this place is really terrible. Yes, and such small portions. That’s essentially how I feel about life.(Annie Hall)
And if it turns out that there is a God, I don’t believe that he is evil. The worst that can be said is that he’s an underachiever.(Love and Death)
I’m short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.(Play it Again Sam)
I’m really a timid person – I was beaten up by Quakers.(Sleepers)
My brain – it’s my second favourite organ.(Sleeper)
Q. Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything?
A. Yes, for twenty-four hours I refused to eat grapes.(Sleeper)

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