Women’s Clever Answers To Pick-Up Lines

Women’s Clever Answers To Pick-Up Lines

Man: ‘Haven’t we met before?’
Woman: ‘Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.’

Man: ‘Haven’t I seen you someplace before?’
Woman: ‘Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.’

Man: ‘Is this seat empty?’
Woman: ‘Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.’

Man: ‘So, wanna go back to my place?’
Woman: ‘Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?’

Man: ‘Your place or mine?’
Woman: ‘Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.’

Man: ‘I’d really like to get into your pants.’
Woman: ‘No thanks. There’s already one asshole in there.’

Man: ‘I’d like to call you. What’s your number?’
Woman: ‘It’s in the phone book.’

Man: ‘But I don’t know your name.’
Woman: ‘That’s in the phone book too.’

Man: ‘So what do you do for a living?’
Woman: ‘I’m a female impersonator.’

Man: ‘Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?’
(Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: ‘Je voudrais bien, mais je n’ai rien a porter.’
(I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)

Man: ‘What sign were you born under?’
Woman: ‘No Parking.’

Man: ‘Hey, baby, what’s your sign?’
Woman: ‘Do not Enter’ (or) ‘Stop.’

Man: ‘How do you like your eggs in the morning?’
Woman: ‘Unfertilized!’

Man: ‘Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason.’
Woman: ‘Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!’

Man: ‘I’m here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy.’
Woman: ‘You mean you’ve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?’

Man: ‘I know how to please a woman.’
Woman: ‘Then please leave me alone.’

Man: ‘I want to give myself to you.’
Woman: ‘Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.’

Man: ‘I can tell that you want me.’
Woman: ‘Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you to leave.’

Man: ‘If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.’
Woman: ‘Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.’

Man: ‘Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?’
Woman: ‘Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.’

Man: ‘May I see you pretty soon?’
Woman: ‘Why? Don’t you think I’m pretty now?’

Man: ‘Your body is like a temple.’
Woman: ‘Sorry, there are no services today.’

Man: ‘I’d go through anything for you.’
Woman: ‘Good! Let’s start with your bank account.’

Man: ‘I would go to the end of the world for you.’
Woman: ‘Yes, but would you stay there?’

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