Who Wears the Pants? A young newlywed couple were in their honeymoon suite ontheir wedding night. As they undressed for bed the husbandwho was a big burley bruiser, tossed his pants to his brideand said,”here put these on.” She put them on and the waist was twice the size of herbody. “I can’t wear your pants.” she said. “That’s right!” said the husband, “and don’t you forget it.I’m the one who wears the pants in this family!” With that she flipped her panties and said, “Try these on.”He tried them on and found he could only get them on as faras his kneecap. He said, “Hell I can’t get into your pants!” She said, “That’s right and that’s the way it’s going to beuntil your damn attitude changes!
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