While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive woman

While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive woman sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, ‘This is a special day. I’m celebrating.’

‘I’m celebrating, too,’ she replied, clinking glasses with him.

‘What are you celebrating?’ he asked.

‘For years I’ve been trying to have a child,’ she answered, ‘today my gynecologist told me I’m pregnant!’

‘Congratulations,’ the man said, lifting his glass.

‘As it happens, I’m a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they’re finally fertile.’

‘How did it happen?’

‘I switched cocks.’

‘What a coincidence,’ she said, smiling ‘That’s exactly what I did!’

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