While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive woman sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, ‘This is a special day. I’m celebrating.’
‘I’m celebrating, too,’ she replied, clinking glasses with him.
‘What are you celebrating?’ he asked.
‘For years I’ve been trying to have a child,’ she answered, ‘today my gynecologist told me I’m pregnant!’
‘Congratulations,’ the man said, lifting his glass.
‘As it happens, I’m a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they’re finally fertile.’
‘How did it happen?’
‘I switched cocks.’
‘What a coincidence,’ she said, smiling ‘That’s exactly what I did!’