If Yoko One married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.
If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’d be Dolly Dali.
If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she’d be Bo Ho.
If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she’d be Oprah Chopra.
If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton and then divorced him to marry Elton John, she’d be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.
If Bea Arthur married Sting, she’s be Bea Sting.
If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he’d be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh
If Ivana Trump married, in succession: Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM) and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.