War Veteran Mr

War Veteran Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young,sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, shenoticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she said,”Mr. Johnson, your barrack’s door is open.” He did not understand her remark, but later on he happenedto look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided tohave some fun with his secretary. Calling her in, he asked,”By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door wasopen this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing atattention?” The secretary, who was quite witty replied, “Why no sir, allI saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffelbags.”

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