Top Ten Mike Tyson Complaints About Television

Top Ten Mike Tyson Complaints About Television

10. When you try to fondle woman you see on TV, you bust the screen

9. Lack of violence on most shows sends wrong message to kids

8. Why doesn’t the Skipper ever bite off Gilligan’s ear?

7. If you see commercial for something on TV and yell, “I want that!” it doesn’t instantly materialize before you

6. CBS rejected his idea for new show: “Cold Cocked By An Angel”

5. “Martha Stewart Living” only an hour long

4. This guy (video clip of “Rent-A-Friend” guy from Dave’s Video Collection)

3. “Hollywood Squares” is back on TV and my phone has not rung once

2. I’m told I can “Win Ben Stein’s Money” when I’d much prefer to “Kick Ben Stein’s Ass”

1. Thought “Beverly Hills 90210” was the name of new female inmate

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