This is deadly…..

this is deadly…..

LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK

1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP2. BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP
YOUR WHACKER3. DON’T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY4. WHEN IN DOUBT,
SHROUD YOUR SPOUT5. DON’T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER6. YOU CAN’T
GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG7. IF YOU’RE NOT GOIN TO SACK
IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT8. IF YOU THINK SHE’S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR
MONKEY9. IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE10.
IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR PETER11. SHE WON’T GET SICK
IF YOU WRAP YOUR DICK12. IF YOU GO IN HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT13.
WHILE YOU’RE UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS14. WHEN YOU
TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, ZIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE15. ESPECIALLY
IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER16. NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH
AN UNWRAPPED PECKER17. DON’T BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL18.
THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION19. WRAP IT IN FOIL
BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM
HER21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!22. IF YOU’RE GONNA HAVE IT OFF, HAVE
IT ON

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