There were two golfers on the golf course.
One of the men pulled out a cigarette, and asked his friend for a light. His friend pulls out a 12inch Bic lighter.
Wow, where did you get such a large Bic?
Oh, my genie got it for me.
Your genie? You have a genie? Where is he?
He is in my golf bag.
The friend says, ‘can I see him?’
His friend says ‘ yes, sure!’
So the friend looks in the bag and out comes the genie. The man says to the genie; ‘I am your master’s best friend. Would you grant me just onewish?’
The genie says ‘yes, just one wish’. So the man wishes for a million bucks.
The genie goes back in the golf bag without saying a word.
Pretty soon, the sky starts to get dark. Then it gets even darker.
The man looks up and sees a million ducks.
He gets real upset, and says ‘what is the matter with your genie? Is he hard of hearing? I said a million Bucks, not a million Ducks.’
His friend says to him, ‘do you really think I asked for a 12 inch Bic?