There was an Australian, a Kiwi and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going

There was
an Australian, a Kiwi and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in
a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train
went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there
were no lights in the carriage and it went completely dark. Then
there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.
When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the
Kiwi weresitting as if nothing had happened and the Australian
had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there. The
Australian was thinking: ‘The Kiwi fella must have kissed Claudia
Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.’ Claudia Schiffer
was Thinking: ‘The Australian fella must have tried to kiss me
and actually kissed the Kiwi and got slapped for it.’ And the
Kiwi was thinking: ‘This is great. The next time the train goes
through a tunnel I’ll make that kissing noise and slap that Australianbastard
again

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