There was a young chap named Beh,
Who studied and studied all day,
When came his exam,
He got in a jam,
And he didn’t know what to say.
Then in a flash he started,
Throught pages and pages he darted,
And not being dumb,
The answers did come,
And his volumes needed a truck to be carted.
The examiner did frown as he looked up and down
Through all the volumes he sighted,
And he said with a sigh
What a gas, brilliant guy !
This fellow will surely be knighted.