There once were two young girls from Birmingham

There once were two young girls from Birmingham
I knew a wild story concerning ’em
They lifted the frock
And diddled the cock
Of the Bishop engaged in confirming ’em

Now the Bishop was nobody’s fool,
He’d been to a fine public school
He lowered his britches
And fucked both those bitches
With his twelve-inch Episcopal tool.

But that didn’t startle these two,
Why they laughed as the Bishop withdrew,
The Vicar is quicker
And thicker and slicker
And longer and stronger than you!

There once was a man from Bombay
Who fashioned a cunt out of clay
But the heat from his prick
Turned the damn thing to brick
And it ripped all his foreskin away

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