There once was a science teacher

There once was a science teacher
Who’s father’s job was a preacher
She’d give out her thesis
While preaching of Jesus
And how God created all creatures

That teacher, she had broken a rule
You can’t teach religion in school
She lost her job
And without a sob
She challenged her boss to a duel

She took the case to a judge
But the court just wouldn’t budge
She was good in her schooling
She hated the ruling
So she gave her boss the nudge

She was tried and convicted for murder
And was placed behind the steel girders
Of a state prison
For teachin’ religion
And that murder most certainly hurt her

And that’s the rest of my story
For the rest is really quite boring
You’d find it real crude
And terribly rude
And you might fall asleep, and start snoring

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