There once was a clergyman’s daughter,

There once was a clergyman’s daughter,
Who detested the pony he bought her,
Till she found that his dong,
was as hard and as long,
As the prayers her father had tought her

wait, there’s more!

She married a fellow named Tony,
Who soon caught her f***ing the pony,
He cried, ‘What’s ‘e got,
My dear, that I’ve not?!’
She sighed, ‘Just a yard long bologna

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