The police had been told to clean up the neighbourhood so it was dead

The police had been told to clean up the neighbourhood so it was dead easy when the drunk staggered towards the constable and said: “Excuse me offisher, what time is it?” The cop replied, “It’s one o’clock,” and banged him on the head with his baton.
“Yikes,” said Paddy. “I’m glad I didn’t ask you an hour ago!”

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