The Police A woman and a man are involved in a car accident but it’s

The Police A woman and a man are involved in a car accident but it’s abad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished butamazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “Soyou’re a man, that’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just lookat our cars! There’s nothing left but fortunately we areunhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet andbe friends and live together in peace for the rest of ourdays.” The man replied,” I agree with you completely This must be asign from God! The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s anothermiracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine andcelebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to theman. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takesa few very large swigs from the bottle and then hands it backto the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately putsthe cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks,”Aren’t you having any?” The woman replies, “No. I think I’lljust wait for the police…”

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