THE Manchester United players are in the dressing room on Saturday,

THE Manchester United players are in the dressing room on Saturday, just before the game, when Roy Keane walks in. ‘Boss,’ he says, ‘there’s a problem. I’m not playing unless I get a
cortisone injection.’ ‘Hey,’ says Becks. ‘If he’s having a new car, so am I.’

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