: The Lisping Midget
This guy owns a horse stud farm and gets a call from a friend.
‘Iknow thismidget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a
horse. I’msending himover.’ ‘The midget arrives, and the owner
asks if he wants a maleor femalehorse. ‘A female horth,’ the midget
replies. So the owner showshimone.’Nith looking horth, can I see
her mouth?’ So the owner picks upthe midgetand shows him the horse’s
mouth. ‘Nith mouth. Can I see hereyesth?
So theowner picks up the midget and shows the eyes. ‘OK, what
about theearsth?’Now the owner is getting pissed, but he picks
up the midget onemoretime andshows the ears. ‘OK, finally, I’d
like to see her twat.’ Withthat,the ownerpicks up the midget and
shoves his head up the horse’s twat, thenpulls himout. Shaking
his head, the midget says, ‘Perhapth I should rephrasethat. I’dlike
to see her run!