The Face Lift

The Face Lift

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends
$5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home
he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says
to the sales clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how
old do you think I am?’ ‘About 35,’ was the reply .’I’m actually
47,’ the man says, feeling really happy. After that he goes into
McDonalds for lunch, and asks the order taker the same question,
to which the reply is, ‘Oh you look about 29’.’I am actually 47′
This makes him feel really good. While standing at the bus stop
he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, ‘I am 85
years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was

young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my
hand down your pants and play with your balls for ten minutes
I will be able to tell your exact age.’ As there was no one around,
the man thought what the hell and let

her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later the old lady
says, ‘OK, it’s done. You are 47.’ Stunned the man says, ‘That
was brilliant. How did you do that?’ The old lady replies, ‘I
was behind you in McDonalds.

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