Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There

Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There
he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off
his big wheat field and the Texan says, ‘Oh! We have wheat fields
that are at least twice as large’.Then they walk around the ranch
a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan
immediately says, ‘ We have longhorns that are at least twice
as large as yourcows’. The conversation has, meanwhile, almost
died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the
field. He asks,’And what are those’? The Aussie replies with an
incredulous look, ‘Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas’

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