Sold A Fortune

Sold A Fortune

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. ‘Listen,’ he says to the bartender, ‘If I show you the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen, is my beer on the house?’ ‘We’ll see,’ says the bartender. So the guy pulls out a hamster and a tiny piano out of a bag, puts them on the bar, and the hamster begins to play. ‘Impressive,’ says the bartender, ‘but I’ll need to see more.’ ‘Hold on,’ says the man. He then pulls out a bullfrog, and it sings ‘Old Man River.’ A patron jumps up from his table and shouts ‘That’s Absolutely incredible! I’ll give you $100 right now for the frog.’ ‘Sold,’ says the guy. The patron takes the bullfrog and leaves. ‘It’s none of my business,’ says the bartender, ‘but you just gave away
a fortune.’
‘Not really,’ says the guy, ‘The hamster is also a ventriloquist.’

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