Said the old man, ‘I’d sell you my land,

Said the old man, ‘I’d sell you my land,
But it’s sacred to me where we stand
My first piece of ass
Was right here in this grass;
I hope, sir, that you understand.’

Said the buyer, ‘I understand well,
we’ll leave you this one little dell.’
Said the man, ‘And that wood
where her dear mother stood
and watched us, I also won’t sell.’

He was asked, ‘Are you handing me crud??
… Did she threaten and call for your blood?’
Said the man, ‘I recall
she said nothing at all,
Just went right on chewing her cud

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