Rush Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh (Rush Limbaugh is being driven through the country and whenhe nears a farm, the chauffeur accidentally runs over a pig. Rush Limbaugh says that the chauffuer better go in andapologize and pay for the pig. The chauffuer is in there for10 hours. When he comes out, Rush Limbaugh asks whathappened and the chauffeur says, “Well, I went in and toldthem and the farmer gave me a feast and the mother anddaughter gave me incredible sex for 7 hours!!” “Well, whatdid you say?!” cries Rush Limbaugh jealously. “Oh, I toldthem that I was Rush Limbaugh’s chauffeur and I’d just killedthe pig.”

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