Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly

Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly
realises that it’s his daughter’s birthday and he hasn’t bought
her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and
says to the shop assistant, ‘How much is a Barbie?’in a condescending
manner, she says ‘Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym
for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping
for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie goes nightclubbing
for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00′. Ralph asks, ‘Why
is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?’

‘That’s obvious’ the sales lady says. ‘Divorced Barbie comes with
Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, and Ken’s furniture.

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