Q. Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets?

Q. Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets?
A. So they can run their fingers through their hair!

Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one

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