Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic or a coal miner has just had sex?
A. One of his fingers is clean.
Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re screwed.
Q. What’s the biggest fish in the world?
A. A whore, if you catch one you can eat her for months.
Q: What’s the speed limit of sex?
A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q.What’s the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck