Priest and a Rabbi are riding

Priest and a Rabbi are riding
in a plane. After a while, the Priest turns the Rabbi and asks,
‘Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?
‘The Rabbi responds, ‘Yes that is still one of our beliefs. ‘The
Priest then asks, ‘Have you ever eaten pork? ‘To which the Rabbi
replies, ‘Yes on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and
tasted pork.’ The Priest nodded in understanding and went on with
his reading. A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest,
‘Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain
celibate? ‘The Priest replied, ‘Yes, that is still very much a
part of our faith. ‘The Rabbi then asked him, ‘Father, have you
ever fallen to thetemptations of the flesh?’ The Priest replied,
‘Yes Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.’

The Rabbi nodded understandingly for a moment and then said, ‘A
lot better than pork isn’t it?’

What’s the difference between women at ages of 8, 18, 28, 38 and
48 ???08 – You take her to bed and tell her a story18 – You tell
her a story and take her to bed28 – You don’t need to tell her
any story to take her to bed…48 – You tell her a story to avoid
going to bed

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