Posh and Becks are out in the country shooting rabbits.

Posh and Becks are out in the country shooting rabbits.
Suddenly, right in front of Becks, Posh falls to the ground, throws a quick spasm, then lies perfectly still. She doesn’t seem to be breathing, her eyes are rolled back in her head. In fact, she looks pretty well dead!
Quick as a flash, a horrified Becks whips out his mobile and calls 999.
He gasps breathlessly to the operator… ‘Victoria just fell to the ground right here in front of me! I think she’s dead! What can I do?’
Well accustomed to this sort of situation however, the emergency operator responds with her most soothing tone… ‘Okay David, you must try to stay calm. If there’s anything can be done, we’ll do it. But you will have to keep your cool, then we can take it one step at a time! Okay now?’
‘Sure! Sure! Of course, you’re right. I’m fine. Just tell me what must I do?’
‘Great! Now first of all, let’s make sure she is dead.’
…The line goes silent, then a shot is heard…..
Becks’ voice comes back down the network… ‘OK! What next?’

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