Pierre the Fighter Pilot Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie,out for a pleasant little picnic by the river Seine. It’s abeautiful day and love is in the air, so Marie leans over toPierre and says: “Pierre, kiss me!” So our hero grabs abottle of red wine and splashes it on Marie’s lips. “What areyou doing, Pierre?” shrieks Marie. Well, my name is Pierre,the French Fighter Pilot, and when I have red meat I like tohave red wine!” His answer was good enough for Marie, andthings began to heat up. So she says: “Pierre, kiss melower.” Our hero rips off her blouse, grabs a bottle of whitewine and starts pouring it all over her breasts. “Pierre,what are you doing?” “My name is Pierre, the FrenchFighter Pilot, and when I have white meat I like to havewhite wine!” They resume their passionate interlude andthings really steam up.Marie leans over once more and softlywhispers into his ear:”Pierre, kiss me lower.” Pierretears off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac andsprinkles it all over her genital area. He grabs a match andlights it on fire. Patting the flames out furiously, Mariescreams, “PIERRE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!?” “My name isPierre, the French Fighter Pilot, and when I go down, I goDown in Flames!!
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