Paul and I were talking one day when Paul says, ‘I went to see the

Paul and I were talking one day when Paul says, ‘I went to see the doctor the other day for that pain in my back.’ ‘So what happened?’ I asked.’Well, he ran a bunch of tests, gave me some pills and sent me home. Told me to stay in bed for a week. He also told me to sit down whenever I had to pee. Can you imagine that? A grown man having to sit to pee?’ ‘Why would he want you to sit to pee?’ I asked.
‘Well’, said Paul, ‘With my bad back, he doesn’t want me picking up anything too big.’

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