One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has theclass

One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has theclass
go home and think of a story to tell, and then conclude the moral
of that story. The following day when the teacher asks for the
first volunteerto tell their story, little Suzy raises her hand.
‘My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggson
the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well,
oneSunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket
and onto theroad.’ The teacher asks for the moral of the story.
Suzy replies, ‘Don’t keep all your eggs in one basket.’ Next is
little Lucy. ‘Well my dad owns a farm too and everyweekend we
take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekendonly
8 of the 12 eggs hatched.’ The teacher asks for the moral of the
story. Lucy replies, ‘Don’t count your chickens before they’rehatched.’
Last is little Billy. ‘My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war;his
plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before
it crashedwith only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete.
On the way down hedrank the case of beer. Unfortunately, he landed
right in the middle of 100Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with
his machine gun, but ran out ofbullets, so he pulled out his machete
and killed 20 more. The blade on hismachete broke, so he killed
the last ten with his bare hands.’ Teacher looks in shock at Billy
and asks if there is possiblyany moral to his story. Billy replies,
‘Don’t fuck with uncle Ted when he’s beendrinking.

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