Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured
princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the
princess, ‘I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch
put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into
a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my
mom, and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my
children and forever feel happy doing so.’

That night, while the princess dined on frogs legs, she laughed
to herself and thought ‘I don’t fucking think so.

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