Now, Ladies and Gentlemen, please;
My assistant the lovely Louise
With her figure curvaceous
Will make an audacious
Descent from the flying trapeze.
While still in mid-air she will leap
Twenty metres and splash in this steep-
Sided tank full of vicious
And man-eating sharks from the deep.
And then to the rescue I’ll go;
It will make a spectacular show.
But before we begin it
Pray silence a minute
For Thursday’s assistant, dear Flo