My father’s a lavatory cleaner

My father’s a lavatory cleaner
he cleans them by day and by night
but when he comes home in the evening
he’s covered all over in shhhh….

Shine me buttons with Brasso
it’s only 3 h’pence a tin
you buy it or swipe it from Woolworth’s
That’s if they’ve got any in.

Some say that he died of a fever
Some say tat he died of a fit
But we all know what he died of
He died of the smell of the sh…

Chorus

Some say that he was cremated
Some say he was put in a pit
But we all know what he’s buried in
He’s buried in six foot of sh…

alternativly

Some say that he’s buried in gravel
Some say that he’s buried in grit
But we all know what he’s buried in
He’s buried in six foot of Sh….

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