Mr. Right Rejection Letter THE MR

Mr. Right Rejection Letter THE MR. RIGHT REJECTION LETTER FORM Dear [____rejectee’s name here_____] I regret toinform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, thecompetition was exceedingly tough and dozens ofwell-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed tomake the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on fileshould an opening become available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, pleaseallow me to offer the following reason(s) you weredisqualified from the competition: [Check all those that apply] ___ Your breasts arebigger than mine. ___ Your last name is objectionable. I can’t imagine takingit, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it. ___ The fact that our finest dining experience to datehas been at McDonald’s reveals a thriftiness that I findunappealing. ___ Your inadvertent admission that you”buy condoms by the truckload” indicates that you may beinterested in me for something other than my personality. ___ You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20questions about yourself before you asked me one. ___ Your legs are skinnier than mine. If you can FIT into mypants, then you can’t GET into my pants. ___ Your “Putting on a few, aren’t you babe?” comment,given the 9-months pregnant size of your beer gut, wasinappropriate. ___ You failed the credit check. ___ I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarilyunappealing. ___ The fact that your apartment has beencondemned reveals an inherent slovenliness that I fear isunbreakable. ___ The phrase “My Mother” has popped upfar too often in conversation. ___ You still live withyour parents. ___ You mention your ex-girlfriend’sname more than you mention mine. ___ Three words: size does matter. Sincerely, [Your namehere]

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