Mr. Jones somehow got in a harem

Mr. Jones somehow got in a harem
He had balls, and he chose there to bare ’em
There arose such a shriek
He was deaf for a week
As they fought over how they would share ‘im

He had balls when he came to the harem
And he thought that no one could impair ‘im
But the ecstatic shriek
Had alerted the shiek
Who decided he’d no longer wear ’em

Now Jones still resides at the harem
After efforts were made to prepare him
For his job as a guard …
Well, it never gets hard,
And there’s girls, though he never can snare ’em

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