Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. The judge

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. The judge
is about to render is verdict.]

The Judge Speaks: ‘Mr Mouse. After hearing both sides and, after
questioning Mrs. Mouse in the presence of her attorney, privately
in my chambers, I have come to the conclusion that you have not
provided any reasonable proof that supports your claim that your
wife Minnie, here, is insane. Divorce denied.’

Mickey jumps up and, in his Mickey Mouse voice he says: ‘But Your
Honour…I didn’t say she was crazy. I said she was f—ing Goofy!

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