LITTLE JOHNNY AND THE VAGINA

LITTLE JOHNNY AND THE VAGINA
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one
day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and
said, ‘Johnny, this is where you come from.’ Johnny went to school
the next day smiling and insisting that all his friends now refer to him
as ‘Lucky Johnny.’ ‘Why?’ one asked. Johnny held his fingers an
inch apart and said, ‘Because I came this close to being a turd.’

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