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6.153640Darwin Award NominationsX
6.103338An Indian man who eight months ago decided to spend his life in a tree has diedDXR
6.011277COKENo wonder coke tastes soooo goodC
5.93985A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promisX
6.132351Q: What is the difference between a battery and a man?C
5.971346THE DARWIN AWARDS - 2000C
5.96801HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of diviningX

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6.061439About five years ago the battery in my beatC
6.621529Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?X
6.22985Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Eagles may soar, but weasels don't getC
6.08575These are headlines for various newspapers in '97 (we will protect the guilty by not mentioning fromC
6.28764The local bobby had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wifeC
5.41984There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband alwayF
6.01891In 1993, sometime in December, a customer walks in with a dead PowerBookC
6.01945For those older ones of you, you'll remember some of theseR
6.123577Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)X

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