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6.033293Darwin Award NominationsX
6.162993An Indian man who eight months ago decided to spend his life in a tree has diedDXR
6.041112COKENo wonder coke tastes soooo goodC
6.01832A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promisX
6.172160Q: What is the difference between a battery and a man?C
6.041147THE DARWIN AWARDS - 2000C
5.93659HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of diviningX

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6.071297About five years ago the battery in my beatC
6.821400Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?X
6.43845Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Eagles may soar, but weasels don't getC
6.07470These are headlines for various newspapers in '97 (we will protect the guilty by not mentioning fromC
6.30666The local bobby had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wifeC
5.37853There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband alwayF
6.05732In 1993, sometime in December, a customer walks in with a dead PowerBookC
6.11816For those older ones of you, you'll remember some of theseR
6.183407Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)X

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