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6.013105These are actual (unedited) announcements taken from churchbulletins:C
5.892417A survey of personnel executives at 200 of the Fortune 1,000X
6.302816A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a ladyC
6.021864How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?R
6.362032Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like peopleR
5.871138Online computer users may engage in what is affectionately known asXF
5.87860Everything I ever needed to know I learned from Mother:C
6.22946Nixon: WatergateXRF
5.97220710 Rules Of HousecleaningC
5.931426My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONEC
5.791574David Beckham runs in early from training one afternoon and dashes toX
5.766561 Your mama's so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around herC
6.031777This paper was turned in by an Oakland High school student who received the highest honors at theXR
6.09876A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up aXF
5.961179This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers:C
6.2813458How to Give a Cat a PillC
5.43840I'm beginning to think that the person who keeps sending me these is mad at their room mateR
6.23613Top Ten changes Bill Gates wants at CNN before investing heavily in Turner Broadcasting:C

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