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6.043016These are actual (unedited) announcements taken from churchbulletins:C
5.882331A survey of personnel executives at 200 of the Fortune 1,000X
6.312721A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a ladyC
6.031799How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?R
6.341964Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like peopleR
5.851091Online computer users may engage in what is affectionately known asXF
5.85817Everything I ever needed to know I learned from Mother:C
6.22899Nixon: WatergateXRF
5.92210610 Rules Of HousecleaningC
5.931354My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONEC
5.761489David Beckham runs in early from training one afternoon and dashes toX
5.766241 Your mama's so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around herC
6.031667This paper was turned in by an Oakland High school student who received the highest honors at theXR
6.12839A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up aXF
5.971135This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers:C
6.3013335How to Give a Cat a PillC
5.42808I'm beginning to think that the person who keeps sending me these is mad at their room mateR
6.20564Top Ten changes Bill Gates wants at CNN before investing heavily in Turner Broadcasting:C

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