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5.943163These are actual (unedited) announcements taken from churchbulletins:C
5.872459A survey of personnel executives at 200 of the Fortune 1,000X
6.242837A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a ladyC
6.001914How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?R
6.322056Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like peopleR
5.841175Online computer users may engage in what is affectionately known asXF
5.84891Everything I ever needed to know I learned from Mother:C
6.18980Nixon: WatergateXRF
5.94225810 Rules Of HousecleaningC
5.911473My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONEC
5.771624David Beckham runs in early from training one afternoon and dashes toX
5.826781 Your mama's so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around herC
6.031797This paper was turned in by an Oakland High school student who received the highest honors at theXR
6.08898A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up aXF
5.961209This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers:C
6.2813492How to Give a Cat a PillC
5.46862I'm beginning to think that the person who keeps sending me these is mad at their room mateR
6.22642Top Ten changes Bill Gates wants at CNN before investing heavily in Turner Broadcasting:C

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