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6.033052These are actual (unedited) announcements taken from churchbulletins:C
5.892357A survey of personnel executives at 200 of the Fortune 1,000X
6.312757A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a ladyC
6.041814How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?R
6.351991Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like peopleR
5.851106Online computer users may engage in what is affectionately known asXF
5.85825Everything I ever needed to know I learned from Mother:C
6.22910Nixon: WatergateXRF
5.94215210 Rules Of HousecleaningC
5.921374My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONEC
5.761515David Beckham runs in early from training one afternoon and dashes toX
5.766341 Your mama's so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around herC
6.051724This paper was turned in by an Oakland High school student who received the highest honors at theXR
6.12844A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up aXF
5.951151This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers:C
6.2913380How to Give a Cat a PillC
5.43820I'm beginning to think that the person who keeps sending me these is mad at their room mateR
6.19575Top Ten changes Bill Gates wants at CNN before investing heavily in Turner Broadcasting:C

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