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6.033065These are actual (unedited) announcements taken from churchbulletins:C
5.892378A survey of personnel executives at 200 of the Fortune 1,000X
6.312769A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a ladyC
6.041822How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?R
6.351997Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like peopleR
5.851114Online computer users may engage in what is affectionately known asXF
5.85830Everything I ever needed to know I learned from Mother:C
6.22921Nixon: WatergateXRF
5.95216310 Rules Of HousecleaningC
5.921378My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONEC
5.771528David Beckham runs in early from training one afternoon and dashes toX
5.766381 Your mama's so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around herC
6.051748This paper was turned in by an Oakland High school student who received the highest honors at theXR
6.12849A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up aXF
5.961158This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers:C
6.2913398How to Give a Cat a PillC
5.43826I'm beginning to think that the person who keeps sending me these is mad at their room mateR
6.19584Top Ten changes Bill Gates wants at CNN before investing heavily in Turner Broadcasting:C

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