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5.963149These are actual (unedited) announcements taken from churchbulletins:C
5.882447A survey of personnel executives at 200 of the Fortune 1,000X
6.282830A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a ladyC
5.991905How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?R
6.332053Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like peopleR
5.831168Online computer users may engage in what is affectionately known asXF
5.84887Everything I ever needed to know I learned from Mother:C
6.18978Nixon: WatergateXRF
5.95224710 Rules Of HousecleaningC
5.901458My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONEC
5.761615David Beckham runs in early from training one afternoon and dashes toX
5.796681 Your mama's so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around herC
6.031791This paper was turned in by an Oakland High school student who received the highest honors at theXR
6.07891A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up aXF
5.961200This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers:C
6.2813478How to Give a Cat a PillC
5.44852I'm beginning to think that the person who keeps sending me these is mad at their room mateR
6.20630Top Ten changes Bill Gates wants at CNN before investing heavily in Turner Broadcasting:C

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