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6.033085These are actual (unedited) announcements taken from churchbulletins:C
5.902397A survey of personnel executives at 200 of the Fortune 1,000X
6.262785A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a ladyC
6.031842How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?R
6.362016Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like peopleR
5.851123Online computer users may engage in what is affectionately known asXF
5.85845Everything I ever needed to know I learned from Mother:C
6.22932Nixon: WatergateXRF
5.95218210 Rules Of HousecleaningC
5.941401My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONEC
5.781553David Beckham runs in early from training one afternoon and dashes toX
5.766481 Your mama's so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around herC
6.041761This paper was turned in by an Oakland High school student who received the highest honors at theXR
6.12862A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up aXF
5.971168This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers:C
6.2913431How to Give a Cat a PillC
5.43830I'm beginning to think that the person who keeps sending me these is mad at their room mateR
6.18595Top Ten changes Bill Gates wants at CNN before investing heavily in Turner Broadcasting:C

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