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| CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a single bound. Is more powerful than a locomotive. Is faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. Discusses policy with God. PRESIDENT:Leaps short buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a switch engine. Is just as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on water if the sea is calm. Talks with God. EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT:Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds. Is almost as powerful as a switch engine. Is faster than a speeding BB. Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool. Talks with God if special request is approved. VICE PRESIDENT:Barely clears a Quonset hut. Loses tug-of-war with a locomotive. Can fire a speeding bullet. Swims well. Is occasionally addressed by God.GENERAL MANAGER:Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings. Is run over by locomotive. Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury. Dog paddles. Talks to animals. MANAGER:Runs into buildings. Recognizes locomotive two out of three times. Is not issued ammunition. Can't stay afloat with a life preserver. Talks to walls. TRAINEE: Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter building. Says "look at the choo-choo". Wets him/herself with a water pistol. Plays in mud puddles. Mumbles to him/herself. SECRETARY:Lifts buildings and walks under them. Kicks locomotives off the tracks. Catches speeding bullets in his/her teeth. Freezes water with a single glance. Is God. [ Back ]
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