| Welcome to South Africa. You will need to understand a few things | ||
| Welcome to South Africa. You will need to understand a few things before you will feel at home. In South Africa: * You can produce a R100 note instead of you drivers licence when stopped by a traffic officer * You can do your monthly shopping on the pavement * You have to hire a security guard when ever you park your car at a mall * You can count the national soccer team's scores with no fingers * To get free electricity you have to pay a connection fee of R750 * Hijacking cars is a career choice * Defecating in a garden can win you R1-million * You can pay your tuition fees by holding up a sign at a traffic light * The petrol in your tank may be worth more than your car * More people vote in a local reality TV show than in a local election * People have the most wonderful names: Christmas, Goodwill, Pretty, Beuty, Wednesday, Blessing, Brilliant, Witness. * 'Now - Now' can mean anything from a minute to a month * You continue to wait after a traffic light has turned to green to make way for taxis travelling in the opposite direction * Travelling at 120 km/h you're the slowest car on the highway * You're genuinely and pleasantly surprised whenever you find your car parked where you left it * A bullet train is being introduced between pretoria an Jo'burg but we can't afford to fix potholes * The last time you visited the coast you paid more in speeding fines and toll fees than you did for the entire holiday * You paint your car's registration number on the roof * Half of your mail is guaranteed to reach its destination * You have to take your own linen with you if you are admitted to a government hospital * You dial a toll - free number and nobody answers * You have to prove that you don't need a loan to get one * Prisoners go on strike
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