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Rating 6.31 Rating 6.31 Rating 6.31 Rating 6.31 Rating 6.31   Death, be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so; For thC
Rating 6.00 Rating 6.00 Rating 6.00 Rating 6.00 Rating 6.00   Go and catch a falling star, Get with child a mandrake root, Tell me where all past years are,C
Rating 6.83 Rating 6.83 Rating 6.83 Rating 6.83 Rating 6.83   As virtuous men pass mildly away, And whisper to their souls, to go, Whilst some of their sadC
Rating 6.73 Rating 6.73 Rating 6.73 Rating 6.73 Rating 6.73   Perchance he for whom this bell tolls may be so ill as that he knows not it tolls for him; and perchC
Rating 7.29 Rating 7.29 Rating 7.29 Rating 7.29 Rating 7.29   At the round earth's imagin'd corners, blow Your trumpets, angels, and arise, arise From death, yoC
Rating 6.46 Rating 6.46 Rating 6.46 Rating 6.46 Rating 6.46   I wonder by my troth, what thou and I Did, till we lov'd? Were we not wean'd till then, But suck'dD
Rating 6.82 Rating 6.82 Rating 6.82 Rating 6.82 Rating 6.82   Busy old fool, unruly Sun, Why dost thou thus, Through windows, and through curtaiC
Rating 5.64 Rating 5.64 Rating 5.64 Rating 5.64 Rating 5.64   For God's sake hold your tongue, and let me love, Or chide my palsy, or my gout, My five gC
Rating 7.11 Rating 7.11 Rating 7.11 Rating 7.11 Rating 7.11   I am two fools, I know, For loving, and for saying so In whining poetry; But wherC
Rating 5.65 Rating 5.65 Rating 5.65 Rating 5.65 Rating 5.65   Sweetest love, I do not go, For weariness of thee, Nor in hope the world can show A fitteC
Rating 6.67 Rating 6.67 Rating 6.67 Rating 6.67 Rating 6.67   I long to talk with some old lover's ghost, Who died before the god of love was bornC
Rating 5.75 Rating 5.75 Rating 5.75 Rating 5.75 Rating 5.75   And new philosophy calls all in doubt, The element of fire is quite put out, The sun is lost, andC
Rating 6.89 Rating 6.89 Rating 6.89 Rating 6.89 Rating 6.89   Man is sometimes extraordinarily, passionately, in love with sufferingC
Rating 6.31 Rating 6.31 Rating 6.31 Rating 6.31 Rating 6.31   If the devil doesn't exist, but man has created him, he has created him in his own image and likenesC
Rating 8.00 Rating 8.00 Rating 8.00 Rating 8.00 Rating 8.00   Better to hunt in fields for health unbought Than fee the doctor for a nauseous draughtC
Rating 6.00 Rating 6.00 Rating 6.00 Rating 6.00 Rating 6.00   Happy the man, and happy he alone, He who can call to-day his own; He who, secure within, can say,C
Rating 6.29 Rating 6.29 Rating 6.29 Rating 6.29 Rating 6.29   Whate'er he did was done with so much ease, In him alone 't was natural to pleaseC
Rating 7.14 Rating 7.14 Rating 7.14 Rating 7.14 Rating 7.14   Our pleasance here is all vain glory, This false world is but transitoryC
Rating 6.33 Rating 6.33 Rating 6.33 Rating 6.33 Rating 6.33   Honi soit qui mal y penseC
Rating 6.22 Rating 6.22 Rating 6.22 Rating 6.22 Rating 6.22   The Lord God is subtle, but malicious he is notC
Rating 7.00 Rating 7.00 Rating 7.00 Rating 7.00 Rating 7.00   I shall never believe that God plays dice with the worldC
Rating 6.75 Rating 6.75 Rating 6.75 Rating 6.75 Rating 6.75   I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticC
Rating 5.54 Rating 5.54 Rating 5.54 Rating 5.54 Rating 5.54   The happiest women, like the happiest nations, have no historyC
Rating 6.67 Rating 6.67 Rating 6.67 Rating 6.67 Rating 6.67   Let us go then, you and I, When the evening is spread out against the sky Like a patient etherizedC
Rating 6.50 Rating 6.50 Rating 6.50 Rating 6.50 Rating 6.50   Apeneck Sweeney spreads his knees Letting his arms hang down to laugh, The zebra stripes along hisF


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