| Limericks |
| Rating | Hits | Title | Contains |
| 285 | I'm the very best cook of the group, | C |
| 252 | An alluring but cranky au pair | C |
| 294 | A cannibal chef from Botswana | C |
| 409 | In Dorset my grandmother, Dot, | C |
| 273 | Cogito, Ergo and Sum | X |
| 330 | As a king he is fiendishly droll, | C |
| 307 | There once was a man from McBride, | F |
| 406 | 'Oh what's all this ailing, armed Knight? | XF |
| 325 | A nudist resort in Benaires | C |
| 271 | There once was a man named McLaren | C |
| 327 | There one was a feminist, doris. | C |
| 432 | There was a young man from Calcutta, | F |
| 393 | I once met a girl called Miss Bish | X |
| 373 | There once was a clergyman's daughter, | C |
| 682 | They say that by giving a soak | R |
| 304 | There was an old man from the Nile | C |
| 352 | There was a young girl named Joan | C |
| 324 | Said Lewinsky 'All right - I've confessed | X |
| 415 | A belly dancer called Wendy | C |
| 333 | There was a young man from the cape, | F |
| 354 | There was an old man called Col, | XF |
| 416 | A MAN'S LAMENT: WE CAN'T WIN | F |
| 333 | There once was a Scot named McAmeter, | C |
| 282 | If you crossed a young intern, Lewinsky, | C |
| 406 | There once was a man named Mike. | C |