A Page Of Short Jokes
Mickey Mouse goes to his lawyer and tells him to file for a divorce from Minnie. The day he goes to court the judge says Mickey you just can't come in here and say Minnie is crazy, I can't give you a divorce on those grounds. Mickey says I didn't say she was crazy, you misunderstood me your honor what I said was she was fucking Goofy.
One day little johnny was sitting in his house when the door knocked
he ran to open it with a bottle whiskey in one hand and a cigar in the other
thae sales person at the door said is your parents home
little johnny said [what the @#$% you think}
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
A man walks into a bar carrying jumper cables.
The bartender says, "Hey! Don't you try to start anything in here."
The IRS Trick or Treater
The door bell, rings, and a man answers it. Here stands this plain but well dressed kid, saying "Trick or Treat!"
The man asks the kids what he's dressed up like for Halloween.
The kid says, "I'm an IRS agent." Then he takes 28% of the man's candy, leaves, and doesn't say Thank You.
That computer you sold me is no good," complained the customer. "It keeps flashing insulting messages like, `Look it up yourself, stupid. "' "Oh," replied the assistant. "You must have one of our new 'User Surly' models."
How long does a pubic hair stay on the toilet seat?
Until it gets pissed off
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