A Page Of Rude Limericks
The planet's most beautiful cunt
Adorns the world's ugliest runt
But Oh! she seems fair
When your cock is in there
And only when spent are you stunned
There was an old sailor named Dale
Whose dick was as big as a whale.
Though he fell off his boat
His dick made him float
And blew him around like a sail.
There was a young man from Calcutta,
Who peeped through a hole in a shutter,
But all he could see,
Was his wife's bare knee,
And the arse of the man who was up her
A fountain of passion they found.
Among her mountains of aged ground round.
So sweet be a tart.
But offers nothing more than a fart!
Five fingered romance will always be found
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