In a hotel room, Jim Morrisson is in one corner with the rest of his

In a hotel room, Jim Morrisson is in one corner with the rest of his band; and in another corner are John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Star (all are naked).

Monica Lewinsky walks in, drops to her knees in front of Jim Morrisson and begins to play the pink oboe. She swallows nicely then does the same for his guitarist, bassist, then his drummer and finally the keyboard player.

When she’s finished, she licks her lips and wanders over to John Lennon and begins to do the same to him.

At that moment, there’s a huge crash and Michael Caine smashes through the wall in a Mini-Cooper. He jumps out and grabs her by the scruff of the neck.

‘Oi!’ he shouts, ‘you’re only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!’

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